wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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