Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
3 2 1 whiskey
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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