I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
