i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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