I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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