On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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