thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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