I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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