They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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