I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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