no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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