Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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True, R.I.P.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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