when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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