Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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