Having a random hookup so left but love u
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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