Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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