Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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