D3 body, D1 cock
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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