So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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