I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
she peed on how many people?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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