Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My ATM looks so different sober.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
its liver damage thursday
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