She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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