Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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