He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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