The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Don't EVER smell your tampon
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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