i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wear drunk well.
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