He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
So apparently I’m into choking now
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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