I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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