someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We had to coat check the pizza.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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