Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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