Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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