well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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