you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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