How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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