Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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