I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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