he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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