This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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