He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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