Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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