READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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