drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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