i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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