Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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