Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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