You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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