i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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