yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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