don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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