as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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