dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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