I'm jealous of your bromance
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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